Mari Mari Marilah

Malam Jumaat lepas merupakan antara malam buang tebiat kami untuk masuk pertandingan sketsa hehehe. Okay, macam biasa haruslah aku tak brapa gemar menceritakan perihal hal sekarang hari ini. Aku suka, buat sesuatu yang orang tak tahu, jadi tahu.

Tahu lepas, aku pilih Zinnirah. Oh sebab itu came out nama geng, Geng Cucuk Mata. And this year, well, kisah seorang pemuda bertaqwa yang termakan epal kemudian dapat bini cantik kaya sempurna semua ada. To be truth, aku tak tahu siapa dan tajuk sebenar dia apa. Cuma, aku amat gemar lirik lagu Cari Jodoh dendangan Rabbani, so here it goes the BIGS (Bakal Isteri Gorgeous Solehah).

They hope that this year takkan jadi macam tahun lepas yang berlatih ketika masanya sangatlah nyawa nyawa ikan. But then, it happened again. 

So, that was one night, I need all the 'barang basah' for me to work on video. As one of the rules stated that, the sketsa is not to be more than fifteen minutes. Jadi buat video adalah jalan selamat di mana engkau tak akan ada isu lebih masa. Tapi, adalah wajib untuk sangat ikut waktu di mana, salah adalah tidak dibenarkan. Or else, you'll spoil your own actions. Hehehhe.

I started at 12 am and finished at 4. But, I need other laptop sebab movie maker aku huh! Dari dulu sampai sekarang walaupun banyak movie maker best, aku tetap suka Window Movie Maker yang cikai. Sangat friendly! As for me, your ideas are all counted. The technologies? That's my second choice.

Well, all thanks goes to Haida anyway. She did all the arah mengarah. Yep. I have the ideas, I imagined all the movements with Haida added on others as well, I have a lot of friends, but I just have very little voice to raise up. So, Haida helped. Thanks to her again.

I always took the part being the scriptwriter, narrator and the singer. I just love those. I don't bother to be seen on the stage (well actors get famous because other's script, don't they?), did all the actions, and make the audience chill! 

But this year, I had the opportunity to pukul gendang! It was 5 years ago since my last! Oh, what a memory.

So, we started with boria that I love the lyric most! It needs to be clear as I really don't want the judges to frown up as they did last year. I think, they did too this year. Well I do wonder within myself; this is why Muslimah's Night was made up, isn't it?

Assalamualaikum, kami ucapkan,

Kepada semua rakan rakan dan taulan,

Malam ini kami nak persembahkan,

Sebuah sketsa moga menghiburkan.

Hai adik kakak rakan dan juga taulan,

Sketsa malam ini ambil pengajaran,

Kalau rasa pelik jangan kerut kening,

Kami nak sampaikan dengan cara lain.

Boleh tak?

Tak boleh.

Hai bolehlah?

Tak boleh.

Hmmm bolehlah,

Tak boleh!

Hai bolehlaaaa.

Bolehlaaaa...!

Big laugh!

I put minus one for me to sing. But hahahahahah! You know what is my biggest fear? I was so afraid if I could't catch the beat when they started boria-ing, and I freaked out if I couldn't hit the pitch when it came to!

But what had happened were a lot worse!

I could catch the beat, and I could strike the pitch (okay, together with suara menggigil). But,  the speaker at the hall, I didn't hear any music came out while I knew, at the 00.20 seconds I should have started singing. Hahahha. This when I had to deal with my panic attack.

I try to calm down (though I stood silent with pale face and clumsy movements on the stage dammit) and catch the second rhythm but, BUT I forgot the lyrics! Which made me such a... HAHAHAH!

All my friends, they did well! VERY WELL! They made the audience went wild (okay I'm exaggerating). I need to struggle with the audience laugh, concentrating to hear the music, and read.

My video was around 10 minutes, together with boria, it was 13 minutes! We're the first ever group that not exceed the time limit and even less anyway. That's cool, huh?

I guess this FESKI community (I don't care anymore pleasing those!) should work a lot harder! Ask the seniors, and respect them. Don't easily get mad with what? The participants? Come on.. that's your responsibilities. I knew you were stress. Hey, when we were in your shoes, all of us did get stress too. But to increase our voice to the participants? It's a BIG no! You should thank them to contribute, okay? What's the meaning of your program without them?

Adik, kita ni buat program orang Islam, kalau macam ni lah rupanya? Mana hebat dia? Jangan buat kerja cincai boncai, sayangsssss. Jangan buat kerja sebab duk kejar merit, intan payungsss.

Aku guna general ayat. Tolonglah faham kalau tak rasa terlibat janganlah terasa. Heh.

To THE BIGS, this will be one of my permanent sweet memories! I don't bother to be the winner. The important is, what we deliver, they get something new that's beneficial! That's our aim. Love you guys till jannah!

And I hope the secret meaning hidden in the acronym BIGS, will come true. Insyallah.